So, I felt like writing a recap of today's American Idol finale. It's gonna be in chronological order, following the time here on my computer, with me typing as it plays out on-screen, only that I'm following American time.
Be warned: This post is going to be filled with excessive use of caps lock and hearts.
8.06 - It's only now starting? WTF Star World, you FAIL.
8.07 - I see Kimberly Locke in the audience! :D
8.08 - I couldn't get through most of the time, but 100 million?! :O But I guess Ryan didn't get the memo about the ratings.
8.08 - For me, Randy, for you, you should just either retire, or get a bigger vocabulary.
8.09 - OHKAY, having to hear Kara say "sweetie" and "honey" repeatedly is almost vomit-inducing.
8.10 - See, Randy? Take vocabulary lessons from Paula, dawg! Although I don't know if she actually uses real words some of the times.
8.11 - Carrie Underwood looks pretty in pink!
8.11 - KRADAM! In white. Oo, spiffy. Deja vu, anyone? Katy is beautiful. Go Pocket Idol!
8.12 - Kris, never stand like that again.
8.12 - Aww, man, I pity that little girl, having to hear Mikalah screech in her ear.
8.13 - OHAI, CARLY! ♥ You shouldn't have to be an announcer, bb, you're better than that.
8.14 - I'm kinda sad to see Scott spazz out like that.
8.15 - ALLISON. ILY.
8.15 - Okay, so why does GOKEY get to stand in the middle with Adam and Allison? HELLO PRODUCERS WHY ISN'T KRIS THERE INSTEAD?
8.16 - Oh, Jasmine, that was a BAD note.
8.20 - OHMAGOSH, Cook sings NOW?! I might cry.
8.20 - EEEEE Andy is so pretty. His hands are beautiful playing the piano. ♥
8.21 - Stupid Swaybots, gtfo the way. =.=
8. 22 - Aww, Dave, DON'T CRY BB! ♥
8.22 - Kyle's NOT WEARING A TANK TOP! Alleluia. He looks good. ♥
8.23 - That was beautiful, and DON'T YOU DARE DENY IT OR I WILL BITCHSLAP YOU TO URANUS (cause Pluto isn't a planet any more).
8.24 - SOMEONE GIFT ME THAT PERFORMANCE, PLEASE. I will love you forever. ABC2.
8.25 - OHAI MJ!
8.25 - Crap, this looks stupid....
8.25 - LMAO That was so cute with Kris turning the pedestal and Adam sort of cheering him on. They are so adorb. ♥
8.26 - Oh shit, this guy actually audtioned with Mad World? That is so wrong.
8.26 - This is painful. O_O DUDE This guy's voice was so cool. Seriously. Monster role voiceover ftw.
8.27 - That suit needs to be burned. Like last year. Oh, eww.
8.27 - I FLOVE NICK MITCHELL! Dave got his name wrong, though. It's Norman GENTLE, Dave, not Smiley! LOL.
8.28 - Like we're supposed to believe he wasn't wearing the whole outfit under the sweatshirt.
8.29 - Dude his face. SO MUCH WIN.
8.30 - You can have that purse, yo, you are FEEEE-YARCE, Nick! I love how he seemingly just gave the mic to some random person in the audience.
8.31 - Queen Latifah is ma bish! Lil looks good. Has she lost weight? Or is it just the top?
8.34 - Lil sounded quite good, actually. Maybe it was the actual star presence with her in the performance. Who knows.
8.37 - Ohaithurr, Anoop! HEYWAIT. What happened to my Meganoop duet?! This is a travesty. The performance itself isn't, but I still wanted that Meganoop duet that was supposed to happen on this song. And I thought Jason Mraz was dueting with Matt?! Oh well. Hi there, rest of the Top 13!
8. 39 - Aww, Katy looks gorgeous! OMG ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF HIM.
8.40 - Wai so modest, bb? *squishes* Dark horse is right.
8.40 - I flove his face at that exact moment. Awww, his homecoming. DON'T MAKE ME CRY, DAMMIT, IDOL.
8.41 - Anyone else notice that when Kris plays his guitar, the rest of his upper body doesn't move, except for his right arm and shoulder? Ahaha, totes adorb. ♥
8.42 - Damn, Keith Urban is hot. Kyle looks SO like him. *swoon*
8.43 - You know what, Kris could actually do country! I'd buy it. This sound really good, actually. He's having so much fun. Aww, Pocket Idol. I love this performance. WILL THIS BE ON iTUNES?
8.44 - LOL @ Justin Guarini's face.
8.48 - Oh, damn, I don't like this song. What the HECK is Megan wearing? I like Allison's outfit though. Oh, Jasmine, you just sound off, honey.
8.50 - Um, gee, Fergie. Diss, much? Damn, I REALLY don't like this song. Plus, it's 2009, not 2008.
8.52 - Aww, Allison looked adorable in that shot.
8.54 - Oh, crap, more "Golden Idols." SHIT BIKINI GIRL MAKES A COMEBACK.
8.58 - TELL HER, KARA! Seriously, Kara, you're a better singer than songwriter. OHAI COOKIE!
8.59 - LOL KARA.
8.59 - OHAI AGAIN, COOKIE. OMG KYLE'S FACE. LMAO! His eyes looked as big as Andy's there! Still adorb, though. ♥
9.02 - I love this song. ALLISON ILUUUUUUUU. ♥
9.03 - Anyone know what instrument Cyndi is playing is?
9.05 - Okay, that performance was flawless. T_T Allison WHY weren't you in the Top 3, girl??
9.06 - Aww, Ma and Pa Allen are so cute. LOVELOVELOVE.
9.07 - Adam's dad looks a bit like Nigel Lythgoe, actually...
9.07 - LOL @ Ryan's "Sooooo close!" OMGWTFBBQHAAAALENO. Danny is singing HELLO? That's wrong. That is DAVID's song now. For srs bzns. DID YOU NOT GET THE MEMO LAST YEAR? I mean, if Idol wanted to hear this song THAT badly, David's sitting RIGHT THERE. Get HIM to do it. =.=
9.09 - This song is quite nice, though. What's it called?
9.11 - Yeah, Danny, STOP DANCING. HI RUEBEN!
9.15 - OMG I WANT THAT PASS. Damn the lack of iTunes downloads in Malaysia. =.=
9.16 - Awww, Adam in a coonskin cap. OMG PLAID!
9.17 - Okay, WHAT. Is he WEARING? O_O
9.18 - Oh, I SO knew it was going to be KISS.
9.19 - Adam's platform boots are awesome, though. LOL.
9.21 - I actually like this song, just never knew who sang it.
.25 - Is Matt gonna sing with Santana? Yes yes? :D
9.26 - YAY Matt! I wonder how many fedora/trilbys he has.
9.27 - DUDE. THAT WAS IT? That was less than 30 seconds, yo! Ooo, work it, Jorge! He's adorable, lol. Damn, Danny's wearing his exact Renegade outfit.
9.28 - Hmmm, why does Kris's red shirt look so familiar....? OH THAT'S RIGHT. Cook wore one like it.
9.29 - Right. Janice Dickinson? OOH COOKIE! Pocket Idol's in plaid! Wait. THEY DIDN'T SHOW THE FORD VIDEO. Blasphemy.
9.30 - Steve Martin plays the banjo. Who knew?
9.31 - This duet's not bad, but I WANT MY MEGANOOP DUET! D:
9.32 - Aww, Steve, you should. LOL.
9.35 - I see Pocket Idol peeking! Yes, you are very sexy. I mean, SEXYFACE, HELLO.
9.36 - Okay, Rod's jacket/suit/whatever needs to be burned too. He's pretty blah, actually.
9.39 - Why do they keep showing the guitarist dude during Rod's performance? Actually, scratch that comment. He's better to look at than Rod anyway.
9.40 - SHIT. TATIANA. You just KNOW she's gonna be in this one.
9.41 - Okay, this girl's voice is just scary kinda squeaky. Yes, darling. Out the door.
9.43 - CODY SHELDON! ILUUUU. ♥ HAHAH She was sitting right behind Cookie. ICUTHAR KYLE.
9.44 - WORK IT GIRL! EVADE THE CLUTCHES OF TPTB! OMGLOL @ Rueben's expression.
9.47 - I JUST SCREAMED. KRADAM DUET. They're singing QUEEN! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG SPAZZING.
9.47 - SHIT, QUEEN! I just fell over. My FAVOURITE BAND EVER (sorry, Dave) + KRADAM = SERIOUS MOTHERF*CKING WIN. I'm shaking. No, seriously, I am.
9.49 - Aww! Total bromance moment while singing. I swear, I FLOVE THIS TOP 2 SO MUCH. Oh, GTFO my way, Paula+Kara.
9.50 - That. Was. THE. Most. Epic. Performance. EVER. Sorry, Dave. Permanent was absolutely BEAUTIFUL, but that was EPIC.
9.54 - Aww, bbs are glued together. ♥
9.55 - Stop blocking Kris! AWWW Adam noticed and pulled Kris into view. LOVELOVELOVE.
9.55 - OMGOMGOMGOMG!! HIS FAAAACE. ALLISON'S DANCING. THE FACEPLANT HUG. POCKET IDOL!
9.56 - Awww, bb. You deserve it too.
9.57 - Pfsht, stupid trophy. Awww, bb is SPEECHLESS. *squishes him* LOL at Allison shoving Adam's butt back out.
9.58 - OH SHIT. Crappy song again. Mountains and Hurricanes, here we go! Aww, Katy. ♥
9.58 - Awww, Kradison is so much LOVE. ♥
9.59 - I'm actually just blocking the words out and listening to his voice. DUDE. Total DC moment there.
10.00 - WTH JORGE GET OUTTA THE WAY I DON'T LIKE YOU ANY MORE. WHY AREN'T ADAM AND ALLISON AT HIS SIDE??!
10.01 - Uh, what the heck was that shot to Justin Guarini for?
10.01 - KATY! AWWW BB IS CRYING! *smooshes*
You did it, Kris. Seriously. Believe it. And I cant believe I actually called it from Top 36.
Love you, man.
Okay, well, actually, I saw the live one too, and they actually showed the Ford Video in that one. It was so. Much. Kradam. LOVE. ♥
The pairing of Neal Tiemann and Kyle Peek.
The subject manner of this pairing is entirely up to your imagination. :D
But Peekmann is totally my OTP, okay, I'm not even kidding.
Look at the picture. Neal is so saying "Look at my boyfriend", I swear.
Mavid will achieve total world domination.
One country at a time, one day at a time.
And I will bask in all it's Mavid-like glory.
MAVID, FTW!
It's proven.
You just cant stop the Mavid, however much you try.
TPTB did. And failed. :D
Mavid had a little dance
They did at every show.
It changed a little every time,
And the fans loved it so.
The Powers That Be said it must stop,
The fans were very mad.
They protested both night and day,
No Mavid made them sad.
"What makes the fans love Mavid so?"
TPTB did cry.
"Because we love our fans, you know!"
Mavid did reply.
The fans did win that battle,
With help from MJ and David.
The dance is back to noisy cries
of "Please Don't Stop the Mavid!"