Cuz that's his rap name.

Yes, Kristopher Neil freaking Allen won the title of American Idol this year, over Adam Lambert, who was practically pre-ordained to get the title earlier on in the season, by a rumoured LANDSLIDE. 

38 million votes from Arkansas. That's more than 2/5 of the total votes. 

Uh, that's NO SMALL FEAT, considering that the whole population of Arkansas is just over 2 million. And the population of San Diego trumps Arkansas by 1 million. 

Keep in mind here that San Diego is a county and Arkansas is a state. 

Arkansas loves their Pocket Idol. ♥

To all the Adam lovers who double as Kris haters, just CHILL.

Your guy is awesome. (Which does NOT mean you can now say, "JYEAH, AND THAT'S WHY HE SHOULD HAVE WON!" all indignantly)

Therefore, if your hate is musically related, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

I mean, come on, people. Don't even START on the whole Christian vs Gay thing. They'e both addressed this issue, and Kris himself has stated, that he did not want to just get the "Christian" vote. Adam solidified that fact saying that the whole competition should not have anything to do with gender, colour, race, or religion. 

The whole feud rumours are complete rubbish, too. Both the boys are incredibly supportive of each other, they even say that they'll be first in line to buy the other's album. Though, they might just send it to each other. 

Did you NOT see the whole LPT and LUT saga? LPT=Little Painted Thumb LUT=Little Unpainted Thumb. The story behind it. More people should be like them. Seriously. According to reports, the story behind the LPT/LUT was that Adam said that if Kris could carry a little bit of him around, so can he. 

FEEL THE LOVE LA COME ON.

Adam loves Kris. Kris loves Adam. We should love each other too. 

I like both of them. Seriously, I do. I actually liked quite a lot of people from this season, but that's besides the point. Anyway, I like both of them, and I would have been alright with either one winning, but I selfishly wanted Kris to win, and voted for him, and he did win. So I'm happy. Although, what would have been better was if there was a tie and this year's winner(s) was just billed as KRADAM. But there was no miracle, therefore no tie, so it goes.

With that, I'm just going to say that I support them both, I'm going to buy both their albums (and Allison's!), and all the haters should just try some love. 

SEE? Adam loves Kris. And Kris is savouring the moment. Seriously, that picture is NOT a manipulation. Sreencap, yes. And the words were added in. But NO OTHER ALTERATIONS, THEY LOVE EACH OTHER OKAY.

Kradam = love, sunshine, rainbows and puppies. 

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

So, I felt like writing a recap of today's American Idol finale. It's gonna be in chronological order, following the time here on my computer, with me typing as it plays out on-screen, only that I'm following American time.

Be warned: This post is going to be filled with excessive use of caps lock and hearts.

8.06 - It's only now starting? WTF Star World, you FAIL. 
8.07 - I see Kimberly Locke in the audience! :D
8.08 - I couldn't get through most of the time, but 100 million?! :O But I guess Ryan didn't get the memo about the ratings.
8.08 - For me, Randy, for you, you should just either retire, or get a bigger vocabulary.
8.09 - OHKAY, having to hear Kara say "sweetie" and "honey" repeatedly is almost vomit-inducing.
8.10 - See, Randy? Take vocabulary lessons from Paula, dawg! Although I don't know if she actually uses real words some of the times.
8.11 - Carrie Underwood looks pretty in pink!
8.11 - KRADAM! In white. Oo, spiffy. Deja vu, anyone? Katy is beautiful. Go Pocket Idol!
8.12 - Kris, never stand like that again.
8.12 - Aww, man, I pity that little girl, having to hear Mikalah screech in her ear.
8.13 - OHAI, CARLY! ♥ You shouldn't have to be an announcer, bb, you're better than that.
8.14 - I'm kinda sad to see Scott spazz out like that. 
8.15 - ALLISON. ILY.
8.15 - Okay, so why does GOKEY get to stand in the middle with Adam and Allison? HELLO PRODUCERS WHY ISN'T KRIS THERE INSTEAD?
8.16 - Oh, Jasmine, that was a BAD note.
8.20 - OHMAGOSH, Cook sings NOW?! I might cry.
8.20 - EEEEE Andy is so pretty. His hands are beautiful playing the piano. ♥
8.21 - Stupid Swaybots, gtfo the way. =.=
8. 22 - Aww, Dave, DON'T CRY BB! ♥
8.22 - Kyle's NOT WEARING A TANK TOP! Alleluia. He looks good. ♥
8.23 - That was beautiful, and DON'T YOU DARE DENY IT OR I WILL BITCHSLAP YOU TO URANUS (cause Pluto isn't a planet any more).
8.24 - SOMEONE GIFT ME THAT PERFORMANCE, PLEASE. I will love you forever. ABC2.
8.25 - OHAI MJ!
8.25 - Crap, this looks stupid....
8.25 - LMAO That was so cute with Kris turning the pedestal and Adam sort of cheering him on. They are so adorb. ♥
8.26 - Oh shit, this guy actually audtioned with Mad World? That is so wrong.
8.26 - This is painful. O_O DUDE This guy's voice was so cool. Seriously. Monster role voiceover ftw.
8.27 - That suit needs to be burned. Like last year. Oh, eww. 
8.27 - I FLOVE NICK MITCHELL! Dave got his name wrong, though. It's Norman GENTLE, Dave, not Smiley! LOL.
8.28 - Like we're supposed to believe he wasn't wearing the whole outfit under the sweatshirt.
8.29 - Dude his face. SO MUCH WIN.
8.30 - You can have that purse, yo, you are FEEEE-YARCE, Nick! I love how he seemingly just gave the mic to some random person in the audience.
8.31 - Queen Latifah is ma bish! Lil looks good. Has she lost weight? Or is it just the top?
8.34 - Lil sounded quite good, actually. Maybe it was the actual star presence with her in the performance. Who knows.
8.37 - Ohaithurr, Anoop! HEYWAIT. What happened to my Meganoop duet?! This is a travesty. The performance itself isn't, but I still wanted that Meganoop duet that was supposed to happen on this song. And I thought Jason Mraz was dueting with Matt?! Oh well. Hi there, rest of the Top 13!
8. 39 - Aww, Katy looks gorgeous! OMG ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF HIM.
8.40 - Wai so modest, bb? *squishes* Dark horse is right.
8.40 - I flove his face at that exact moment. Awww, his homecoming. DON'T MAKE ME CRY, DAMMIT, IDOL.
8.41 - Anyone else notice that when Kris plays his guitar, the rest of his upper body doesn't move, except for his right arm and shoulder? Ahaha, totes adorb. ♥
8.42 - Damn, Keith Urban is hot. Kyle looks SO like him. *swoon*
8.43 - You know what, Kris could actually do country! I'd buy it. This sound really good, actually. He's having so much fun. Aww, Pocket Idol. I love this performance. WILL THIS BE ON iTUNES?
8.44 - LOL @ Justin Guarini's face.
8.48 - Oh, damn, I don't like this song. What the HECK is Megan wearing? I like Allison's outfit though. Oh, Jasmine, you just sound off, honey.
8.50 - Um, gee, Fergie. Diss, much? Damn, I REALLY don't like this song. Plus, it's 2009, not 2008.
8.52 - Aww, Allison looked adorable in that shot. 
8.54 - Oh, crap, more "Golden Idols." SHIT BIKINI GIRL MAKES A COMEBACK.
8.58 - TELL HER, KARA! Seriously, Kara, you're a better singer than songwriter. OHAI COOKIE!
8.59 - LOL KARA. 
8.59 - OHAI AGAIN, COOKIE. OMG KYLE'S FACE. LMAO! His eyes looked as big as Andy's there! Still adorb, though. ♥
9.02 - I love this song. ALLISON ILUUUUUUUU. ♥
9.03 - Anyone know what instrument Cyndi is playing is?
9.05 - Okay, that performance was flawless. T_T Allison WHY weren't you in the Top 3, girl?? 
9.06 - Aww, Ma and Pa Allen are so cute. LOVELOVELOVE.
9.07 - Adam's dad looks a bit like Nigel Lythgoe, actually...
9.07 - LOL @ Ryan's "Sooooo close!" OMGWTFBBQHAAAALENO. Danny is singing HELLO? That's wrong. That is DAVID's song now. For srs bzns. DID YOU NOT GET THE MEMO LAST YEAR? I mean, if Idol wanted to hear this song THAT badly, David's sitting RIGHT THERE. Get HIM to do it. =.=
9.09 - This song is quite nice, though. What's it called?
9.11 - Yeah, Danny, STOP DANCING. HI RUEBEN!
9.15 - OMG I WANT THAT PASS. Damn the lack of iTunes downloads in Malaysia. =.=
9.16 - Awww, Adam in a coonskin cap. OMG PLAID!
9.17 - Okay, WHAT. Is he WEARING? O_O
9.18 - Oh, I SO knew it was going to be KISS. 
9.19 - Adam's platform boots are awesome, though. LOL.
9.21 - I actually like this song, just never knew who sang it.
.25 - Is Matt gonna sing with Santana? Yes yes? :D
9.26 - YAY Matt! I wonder how many fedora/trilbys he has.
9.27 - DUDE. THAT WAS IT? That was less than 30 seconds, yo! Ooo, work it, Jorge! He's adorable, lol. Damn, Danny's wearing his exact Renegade outfit.
9.28 - Hmmm, why does Kris's red shirt look so familiar....? OH THAT'S RIGHT. Cook wore one like it.
9.29 - Right. Janice Dickinson? OOH COOKIE! Pocket Idol's in plaid! Wait. THEY DIDN'T SHOW THE FORD VIDEO. Blasphemy.
9.30 - Steve Martin plays the banjo. Who knew?
9.31 - This duet's not bad, but I WANT MY MEGANOOP DUET! D:
9.32 - Aww, Steve, you should. LOL.
9.35 - I see Pocket Idol peeking! Yes, you are very sexy. I mean, SEXYFACE, HELLO. 
9.36 - Okay, Rod's jacket/suit/whatever needs to be burned too. He's pretty blah, actually.
9.39 - Why do they keep showing the guitarist dude during Rod's performance? Actually, scratch that comment. He's better to look at than Rod anyway.
9.40 - SHIT. TATIANA. You just KNOW she's gonna be in this one.
9.41 - Okay, this girl's voice is just scary kinda squeaky. Yes, darling. Out the door.
9.43 - CODY SHELDON! ILUUUU. ♥ HAHAH She was sitting right behind Cookie. ICUTHAR KYLE.
9.44 - WORK IT GIRL! EVADE THE CLUTCHES OF TPTB! OMGLOL @ Rueben's expression.
9.47 - I JUST SCREAMED. KRADAM DUET. They're singing QUEEN! OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG SPAZZING.
9.47 - SHIT, QUEEN! I just fell over. My FAVOURITE BAND EVER (sorry, Dave) + KRADAM = SERIOUS MOTHERF*CKING WIN. I'm shaking. No, seriously, I am.
9.49 - Aww! Total bromance moment while singing. I swear, I FLOVE THIS TOP 2 SO MUCH. Oh, GTFO my way, Paula+Kara.
9.50 - That. Was. THE. Most. Epic. Performance. EVER. Sorry, Dave. Permanent was absolutely BEAUTIFUL, but that was EPIC.
9.54 - Aww, bbs are glued together. ♥
9.55 - Stop blocking Kris! AWWW Adam noticed and pulled Kris into view. LOVELOVELOVE. 
9.55 - OMGOMGOMGOMG!! HIS FAAAACE. ALLISON'S DANCING. THE FACEPLANT HUG. POCKET IDOL!
9.56 - Awww, bb. You deserve it too.
9.57 - Pfsht, stupid trophy. Awww, bb is SPEECHLESS. *squishes him* LOL at Allison shoving Adam's butt back out.
9.58 - OH SHIT. Crappy song again. Mountains and Hurricanes, here we go! Aww, Katy. ♥
9.58 - Awww, Kradison is so much LOVE. ♥
9.59 - I'm actually just blocking the words out and listening to his voice.  DUDE. Total DC moment there. 
10.00 - WTH JORGE GET OUTTA THE WAY I DON'T LIKE YOU ANY MORE. WHY AREN'T ADAM AND ALLISON AT HIS SIDE??! 
10.01 - Uh, what the heck was that shot to Justin Guarini for? 
10.01 - KATY! AWWW BB IS CRYING! *smooshes*

You did it, Kris. Seriously. Believe it. And I cant believe I actually called it from Top 36.

Love you, man.

Okay, well, actually, I saw the live one too, and they actually showed the Ford Video in that one. It was so. Much. Kradam. LOVE. ♥

12th of May, 2009. Tuesday. Physics Paper 3 and History Paper 2.

NOT IMPORTANT.

Because. The 12th of May, 2009, is also known as

THE DAY I SPOKE TO DAVID FREAKING COOK.

Yes, I actually did speak to him.
No, not in my dreams.
Yes, I actually saw his face.
Yes, he knows my name.

However, if he actually remembers my name and what I look like is a completely different story, which I will never know, unless I see him in person.

Okay, now you ask. HOW? Right? I know you're asking how. Unless I already told you. 

So. The thing is, last year, when David's album was going to be released, I met up with a bunch of Word Nerds whom I befriended through HOTWN and Dave's official site. They'd met with some of the people from Sony BMG to propose a listening party for the album release, but well, we weren't very coordinated, so that idea got scrapped. Anyway, at the time, we were talking about creating a Malaysian Word Nerd site, something like the one Archuleta Avenue has. We tossed a few ideas about, but we never quite got round to actually setting the site up. It was a great one hour+ spent in Starbucks, though.

Then, Phui San told us about the National Cancer Society of Malaysia's Relay for Life, which I will be going for, at the end of this month. We met up again, and decided that we'd go for it in David's name, just as he had gone for the Race for Hope DC on the 3rd of May this year, a day after his brother's passing and during which he announced the news of it. Phui San decided to e-mail the Sony people about our participation in it, and somewhere in the exchange of e-mails between her and Dawn, one of the people who work there, Dawn sent her an e-mail regarding a video conference Sony was planning on arranging with David. 

Obviously we all jumped at the chance. Dawn mentioned that we could get about 10 people in for the conference. Since our little group sort of expanded (4 people to 8, lol) , it was perfect. But then there was the contest in the News Straight Times (dated 3rd May) and we weren't sure if we had to enter or we had a lockdown on spots. So when we found out that it was gonna be us+winners, you can imagine there was an epic flailing going on in our Facebook thread.

So. Here's the whole conference, at our new Malaysian Word Nerds site, that has finally gone up and running!

CLICK FOR VIDEO+TRANSCRIBE+LOTS OF LAUGHING FROM US CRAZY NUTS.

Okay, that's all folks!

Kradam loveloveloooooooveeeee. ♥ Seriously. They are so cuuuuuuuute together. And and and, OMG KRADAM DUET THIS WEEK FINALLY. If TPTB somehow manage to take that away from us Kradamites, you better bet there'll be hell lot of outrage. I'd be okay with either one winning, but I selfishly want Kris to win. Why? Here, have a looksie at this LJ post. 

CLICK FOR THE PRETTY! you know you want to. ;D

Well, technically that post was made during Top 3 week to get Kris into the Top 2, but what the haaaay. VOTE VOTE! Vote for the SEXYFACE. Vote for the TENDERDAWG. I'd link another post found on LJ about why people should vote for Kris and Adam instead of Danny Karaoke Gokey, but since he's gone already, it's pretty pointless. Though, if you feel you could use the laughs, here it is.

WARNING: Not for Gokeyokes!

Alright, then. That's it for updating this much-abandoned blog. *hugs blog* I is sorry. I is be back soon with moar, kay? *pets blog*